Not sure what "Sleep-In Saturday" is? Well, here's a helpful explanation:
Sleep-in Saturday (noun): the rare occurrence where the stars align and all members of the family, including those of the four-legged variety, receive the memo that extra sleep on the first day of the weekend is a good thing; valued and appreciated act of kindness that ranks extremely high on the "Robin Smith List of Awesomeness", placing higher than McD's caramel frappes, massages, flowers from the husband, and Luke Bryan; has been known to significantly increase happiness and lower irritability and overall bitchiness when implemented on a semi-regular basis. Abbreviation: SIS. Synonyms: Don't-set-the-alarm, Wake-up-in-time-for-lunch, Who-cares-that-the-sun-is-up. Antonyms: Up-at-the-crack-of-dawn, All-night-baby-party, Midnight-dog-barking, I-hate-my-bladder.
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